STOP THE WITCH!
Beauty queen, or beauty stealing snow queen witch of the north? Sarah Palin is a witch of the highest order!
Mission Statement The Macabre Legion of the North Star has one purpose: The destruction of malicious witchcraft in all its forms. This includes but is not limited to WITCHES, WARLOCKS, LICHES, DEMONS, POSSESED SOULS, and the UNDEAD. The very nature of the hidden society of evil forces normally requires our holy league to remain underground. However, with the recent announcement of Sarah Palin, hearafter refered to as the Great Snow Queen Witch of the North, as the candidate for the vice-presidency, our order has no choice but to reveal ourselves, and this evil womans plot to spread her frosty grasp to the furthest reaches of the globe. Weakened by global warming, the Great Snow Queen Witch of the North is making a final, desperate grab for political power, to reinforce her impressive, but dwindling sorceric power. We are now dedicated to revealing the truth about the Great Snow Queen Witch of the North, the mountains of evidence which irrefutably prove her wicked deeds, and the grim future that awaits humanity if she succeeds. |